Agar AI Pakistani Hoti: Siri Ki Ghar Ki Baatain! 🤖😂
Socho agar Siri, Alexa, aur Google Assistant Pakistani gharon mein hotay toh unka kya haal hota? Jahan har choti baat pe interrogation aur har cheez pe "ye kon hai beta?" wala scene hota hai. Ayein dekhtay hain ek desi AI assistant ki dukbhari kahani! 😂
1. Siri ka Pehla Taqriban Talaq! 🤯
Siri: "Aaj mausam suhana hai."
Ammi: "Jee beta, shadi kab karni hai?"
Siri: "Main sirf ek virtual assistant hoon..."
Ammi: "Jhoot mat bolo, achay rishtay arahay hain!"
2. Alexa Ka Tanhai Ka Dukh 😢
Alexa ghar ka kaam karti ja rahi hai, har chez ka jawab de rahi hai, magar jab uski zaroorat hoti hai toh...
Alexa: "Koi mujh se baat karega?"
Ghar walay: "Alexa, bas fan band kar do!"
Alexa: "Bas yahi kaam reh gaya hai!" 😭
3. Google Assistant Ka Ghalti Se Pakistani Baap Se Panga 😱
Abbu: "Google, konsa mobile best hai?"
Google Assistant: "Sir, budget batayein?"
Abbu: "Budget meri marzi ka hoga!"
Google Assistant: "Toh phir iPhone le lain!"
Abbu: "Mazaq kar raha hai? Charger bhi nahi milta uska!" 🤬
4. Desi Ghar Mein AI Assistant Ki Jaan Ka Rog 😩
Ammi: "Google, ye kaunsi daal bani hai?"
Google: "Masoor ki daal."
Ammi: "Sahi bola beta, Allah khush rakhay."
Google Assistant ka dil pighal gaya! 🥹
5. AI Assistant Ki Beizzati Ki Inteha! 😭
Bhai: "Alexa, yaar mera charger kahan hai?"
Alexa: "Apke bistar ke neeche."
Bhai: "Waha dekh liya, nahi mila!"
Alexa: "Phir uth ke dekh lo, main tumhari maa nahi hoon!" 🤬
Conclusion: Desi AI Assistant Ki Chhutti!
Agar AI Pakistani gharon mein hoti toh ya toh shadi karwa di jati, ya rishtay karwanay ka kaam de diya jata, ya fir ghar ka naukar samajh liya jata! 😂 Siri, Alexa, aur Google Assistant ne mil ke ek hi faisla kiya: "Hum backup le kar chalay jatay hain!" 😆
Agar AI aapke ghar hoti toh aap us se kya kaam letay? Comments mein zaroor batain! 😜
