Paper Ki Raat Aur Meri Qasam Se Planned Strategy!

 

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"Paper Ki Raat Aur Meri Qasam Se Planned Strategy!"

Plan:
✔ 8 Chapters divide karna
✔ Time set karna
✔ Smart study karni
✔ Ek dum focus rehna

Reality:
🚨 Mission Fail! 🚨

Sab kuch aik perfect strategy ke mutabiq chal raha tha… jab tak main rest nahi kar leti. 🛌💤

📌 Step 1: Chapters Count Karna
Total 8 chapters the, main ne socha "Zaroori wale parh leti hoon, baqi dekhenge." Matlab, guess lagana shuru! 🎯

📌 Step 2: Smart Time Management
Main ne time divide kya aur bola "Yeh itne minutes, yeh itne minutes."
Us waqt mujhe apni IQ level NASA ke scientist jaisi lag rahi thi. 🚀

📌 Step 3: Ek Chhota Sa Break
Parhna start karne se pehle socha thoda rest kar loon. Aakhir fresh dimaagh se parhna chahiye.
⏳ 15 min rest 🛌
⏳ Phir mind fresh karne ke liye 5 min TikTok 📱
⏳ Phir pata chala… 45 min guzar chuke hain. 😳

📌 Step 4: Neend Ki Kahani
Neend aani shuru, par plan strong tha: Alarm lagaya!
⏰ 3:00 ka set kiya
⏰ 3:15 ka backup
⏰ 3:30 ka bhi safety ke liye

Phir kya hua?
Main 4 bajay uthi. 😭

📌 Step 5: Ek Ghanta Parhna
Aik ghanta parhne ke baad mujhe lga "Sab yaad hai, ab tu so sakti hoon!"
Neend ko convince kiya "Bas thori dair ki hai, uth ke revise kar loon gi."

📌 Step 6: Paper Day!
⏰ 7 bajay uthi, ready hui, nashta kiya, aur seedha paper dene!
Kya likha? Bas dil ka dukh aur qismat ka gila! 😆

Mujhe abhi tak samajh nahi ati, main parhne baithi thi ya kisi secret sleeping experiment ka hissa ban gayi thi?!