Why My Life Should Be a Netflix Comedy Show (And Yours Too!)

 

Why My Life Should Be a Netflix Comedy Show (And Yours Too!)

Dear reader,

You ever feel like your life is secretly being filmed for a comedy show but you’re the only one without a script?

Yeah, me too.

Let me walk you through a day in my “normal” life, which includes — but is not limited to — burning toast without owning a toaster, arguing with my shampoo bottle (it started it first), and accidentally texting my boss “love you” instead of “Thank you.”

Morning Madness:
I woke up feeling like Beyoncé. Sadly, the mirror disagreed. It said, “Girl, you look like a leftover potato.” Still, I bravely entered the kitchen, fully ready to make a healthy breakfast… and somehow ended up with burnt noodles and a cup of tea that tastes like regret.

Work from Home Woes:
Zoom meetings are like therapy — except instead of healing, they just remind me that I still haven’t figured out how to unmute myself in time. Bonus points if my cat walks across the keyboard mid-presentation and sends a message that says, “asdsahdjkh,” which everyone agrees was my best idea so far.

Evening Adventures:
Tried to work out. Watched 3 hours of workout videos while eating chips. Technically, that counts as mental exercise. Right? No?

Also, I asked Google how to be productive. It replied with 20 ads and one video of a man climbing a mountain barefoot. So inspiring. So not happening.

Random Thought at Midnight:
If I drink coffee at 12am, is it still “waking up,” or am I time traveling?

Moral of the Story:

Life is a circus and we’re all clowns in it. So you might as well juggle your mistakes, ride the emotional rollercoaster, and laugh like a lunatic.

Now it’s your turn!

📣 Comment below with the funniest thing that happened to you this week.
Come on, don’t be shy. We’ve all tripped over nothing at least once.

And hey… if this blog made you smile (or laugh so hard you snorted tea out your nose), check out my other blogs too. Who knows, the next one might feature a story about how I accidentally joined a yoga class for goats. 🐐