Random Life Rules I Swear By (And You Should Too!)
Life is strange, unpredictable, and sometimes downright unfair. But over time, I have come up with some golden rules that always work for me. Some are serious, some are just for fun, but all of them are rooted in reality. Try them at your own risk! 😆
1. Never Trust Someone Who Doesn’t Like Tea ☕
Tea is not just a drink; it’s an emotion. If someone dislikes tea, trust me, they are capable of making other questionable decisions too. 🚩
2. The Five-Second Rule Only Works If No One Sees It 🍕
If food falls on the ground and no one is around, it’s totally safe to eat (or so we believe). But if someone sees you, forget it—it's no longer edible. 😭
3. Never Leave Home Without a Charging Cable 🔋
Your phone battery will always die at the worst possible time. You may think you have 20% left, but suddenly, it drops to 2%. Always carry an extra charger or power bank to avoid betrayal.
4. If You Say, "I’ll Sleep Early Tonight," You Won’t 😴
This is the biggest lie we tell ourselves. "Just five more minutes on my phone." Next thing you know, you're watching a documentary about a rare animal at 2 AM. Sleep? That’s for later.
5. Never Open a Packet of Chips in Front of People 🍟
The moment you open a bag of chips, people appear out of nowhere. "Hey, can I have one?" Where were they before? Now, everyone suddenly wants a share. Either buy extra or eat in secret.
6. The Best Ideas Come in the Shower 🚿
The shower is where deep thoughts flow. One moment, you're washing your hair; the next, you're planning your future, reliving embarrassing moments from 2012, or solving world problems.
7. A Nap Can Fix 90% of Life’s Problems 💤
Feeling stressed? Take a nap. Confused? Take a nap. Angry? Take a nap. Sleep is the ultimate reset button. If napping were a skill, I’d have a PhD by now.
8. If Someone Says "No Offense," Brace Yourself 🤨
Nothing good ever follows "No offense, but…" Just be prepared for something mildly (or majorly) offensive. "No offense, but your new haircut looks like a pineapple." 🤦♂️
9. Social Battery Dies Faster at Family Gatherings 🎉
Family gatherings are fun—until your social battery drains within the first hour, but the event lasts six more. By then, you're just staring at your plate, questioning your life choices.
10. When Someone Says "Guess What?" Just Say "What?" 🤷♂️
Don't waste time trying to guess—you’ll be wrong. Just say "What?" and get straight to the point. Saves time and effort.
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